Administrators Popular Post Horton Posted April 1, 2023 Administrators Popular Post Share Posted April 1, 2023 ( April 1st 2023 ) Years in the making, Joel Howley & DeWalt Power Tools are proud to make this World Championship winning boot design available to the public. This revolutionary design includes Joel’s patented HOSE CLAMP non-releasable system with DeWalt’s pop rivet boot retention technology. “If you are willing to do anything to win, including breaking your ankle, this is the boot for you” Joel Howley Use of the Joel Howley boot may cause broken legs, headache, nausea, vomiting, death, dizziness, vaginal ejaculations, dysentery, cardiac arrhythmia, mild heart explosions, varicose veins, darkened stool, darkened soul, lycanthropy, trucanthropy, more vomiting, arteriosclerosis, hemorrhoids, diabeetus, virginity, mild discomfort, vampirism, gender impermanence, spontaneous dental hydroplosion, sugar high, even more vomiting, total scrotal implosion, brown, your mom, and mild rash." 3 16 Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Become a Supporting Member or make a One-time Donation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BKistler Posted April 1, 2023 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2023 What a hoot. I image that it also comes with its own zippered kit bag. My late grandfather claimed that he and two partners owned the patent for the original Dewalt woodworking machine in Lancaster, PA. One of the partners sold the rights to another company and skipped town causing the other partner to commit suicide. It took my grandfather years of work to dig the partnership out of debt. I sometimes wonder how things might have turned out if he had been able to retain the rights … Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted April 1, 2023 Author Administrators Share Posted April 1, 2023 @BKistler I believe it does include the canvas zippered bag. Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Become a Supporting Member or make a One-time Donation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Hockdog Posted April 1, 2023 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2023 Can cause virginity? I’m out….. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller LeonL Posted April 1, 2023 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2023 Where do I buy this item? I assume all Dewalt dealers will carry them. Will we have to wait until next April before dealers have stick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Andre Posted April 1, 2023 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2023 No way i'm buying this! But if it was a Makita...😁 2 My ski finish in 16.95 but my ass is out of tolerance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ski6jones Posted April 1, 2023 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2023 "mild heart explosion"? Doesn't seem like heart explosion needs an adjective. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller dchristman Posted April 1, 2023 Baller Share Posted April 1, 2023 @Andre It looks like his rear boot may be Makita. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ScottScott Posted April 2, 2023 Baller Share Posted April 2, 2023 I think its sold exclusively at Home Depot. Promotional package includes an impact drill, battery, and charger. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ MISkier Posted April 2, 2023 Baller_ Share Posted April 2, 2023 @dchristman, that rear boot actually looks like 1/2 of a pair of stylish high heel shoes. 1 The worst slalom equipment I own is between my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted April 2, 2023 Author Administrators Share Posted April 2, 2023 @MISkierYea Joel has those shoes in blue and red. Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Become a Supporting Member or make a One-time Donation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller teammalibu Posted April 2, 2023 Baller Share Posted April 2, 2023 I’m sticking with my Makita Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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