Members CsSkis Posted May 9, 2019 Members Share Posted May 9, 2019 Spectators watched in amazement at the recent Trophy Lakes tournament as Adam Caldwell ran 1/2 at 43 and 5.5 at 41 in rounds 1 and 2 respectively. In addition, Caldwell was heard to say "My forearms were smoked from finalizing design with Cord the entire previous week. I must have easily skied over 200 passes over the previous 10 days, 90% of which were at 38 and shorter at 36 and 34mph." and "The first 41 all three buckles opened up on the back of 3 ball" Eyebrows were raised and the subject of suspicious "performance enhancers" was raised. But, now the truth can be revealed! (Thanks to @Horton or @MattP for source picture.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DangerBoy Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 I thought as much. The fact that NO kryptonite is being used anywhere in the construction of Denali skis or fins gives additional evidence to this. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Than_Bogan Posted May 9, 2019 Baller Share Posted May 9, 2019 I wonder if kryptonite can be drawn into fibers to reinforce resins!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BlueSki Posted May 9, 2019 Baller Share Posted May 9, 2019 While I am sure the new ski will develop a following, I hope the red speedo does not catch on. I know that I can’t pull off wearing one, and I can’t run 41 either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller lpskier Posted May 14, 2019 Baller Share Posted May 14, 2019 Thats BS. I’ve been to Trophy many times and there’s no phone booth there. Quote Lpskier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_MS Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 @lpskier wasn’t it Underdog who used the phone booths? Superman only a few times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted May 14, 2019 Administrators Share Posted May 14, 2019 @ms I thought I banned you Quote Support BallOfSpray by supporting the companies that support BallOfSpray California Ski Ranch ☆ Connelly ☆ Denali ☆ Eden Lake ☆ Goode ☆ HO Syndicate ☆MasterCraft ☆ Masterline ☆ Pentalogo ☆ Performance Ski and Surf ☆ Reflex ☆ Radar ☆ Rodics OffCourse ☆ S Lines ☆ Stokes About Horton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_MS Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 BOS would cease to exist without me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted May 14, 2019 Administrators Share Posted May 14, 2019 @ms true Quote Support BallOfSpray by supporting the companies that support BallOfSpray California Ski Ranch ☆ Connelly ☆ Denali ☆ Eden Lake ☆ Goode ☆ HO Syndicate ☆MasterCraft ☆ Masterline ☆ Pentalogo ☆ Performance Ski and Surf ☆ Reflex ☆ Radar ☆ Rodics OffCourse ☆ S Lines ☆ Stokes About Horton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Wish Posted May 14, 2019 Baller Share Posted May 14, 2019 @Ipskier its obvious Adam wants us all to think he is Superman but one can clearly see he is evil based on looks alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ballsohard Posted May 14, 2019 Members Share Posted May 14, 2019 @Horton @MS is a crucial character in the movie that is referred to as BOS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller DaveD Posted May 15, 2019 Baller Share Posted May 15, 2019 @ms you and @eleeski Hold it, I haven’t seen an @eleeski post in a while, did he get banned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller rawly Posted May 15, 2019 Baller Share Posted May 15, 2019 For wearing socks and sandals together or for having another online identity as Richard Gere ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jordan Posted May 15, 2019 Members Share Posted May 15, 2019 @ballsohard and @MS True! Every story needs a villain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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