Baller Keith_Menard Posted October 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 I think my 'best' (worst) falls come when the water temp gets below 60. I had a couple good ones this weekend. In honor of that...complete this sentence: I know I had a really hard fall when...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller igkya Posted October 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 My shorts are at my ankles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Keith_Menard Posted October 1, 2018 Author Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 my gloves are completely unbuckled and my vest is flipped up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skihacker Posted October 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 I just took a bunch of really cold water down the back of the dry suit neck seal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z_skier Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 my ski was pointing toward the boat and my face was pointing away from the boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BraceMaker Posted October 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 Mine was always when my boot cuff got far enough forwards to get stuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller C5Quest Posted October 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 ...I have no idea where I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grab2go Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 when the boat driver has to find my ski. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller markn Posted October 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 Make a trip to the ER for x-rays of another 2 or 3 broken ribs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller scorban2 Posted October 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 A buckle is torn off of your jacket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Orlando76 Posted October 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 I can’t figure out which ones farther my ski or vest, or boat for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller thager Posted October 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 I surface and am wearing my tighty whites like a scuba mask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller jercrane Posted October 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 I have to peel my eyelids back into place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller oldjeep Posted October 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 X2 on @markn definition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller LanceHCook Posted October 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 I wake up with Rosie O’Donnell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Lars Posted October 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 I am nowhere near where I was when I let go of the rope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller dbski Posted October 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 When the boat driver whips the boat around and is coming back fast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller A_B Posted October 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 I see Pandas darting around in my eyeballs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klindy Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 I don't remember how I got back to the dock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller aupatking Posted October 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 I grab body parts to make sure they’re still wher they’re supposed to be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ The_MS Posted October 1, 2018 Baller_ Share Posted October 1, 2018 You wake up with Rosie and you got more issues then a bad wipe out. Check for the clap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Gar Posted October 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 You just catch your breath after the boat crew asks if you are ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Jordan Posted October 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 when I start checking if various body parts still work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skialex Posted October 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 I try to speak and answer if I’m ok, but words don’t come out of my mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BlueSki Posted October 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 You let your vest figure out which way is up for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Shell Posted October 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 My shoulder gets dislocated :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller dvskier Posted October 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 What an abrupt turn of events! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walleye Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 I didn't punch that doggie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Bulldog Posted October 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 If my hard shells are no longer on my ski.... "Do Better..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller RAWSki Posted October 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 "This used to be fun, last one to the hot tub buys beer!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Chef23 Posted October 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 I must not ski hard enough. I haven’t peeled my eyelids back in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller braindamage Posted October 1, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 1, 2018 To get to the surface I start to swim down instead of up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller vtmecheng Posted October 2, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2018 When I'm in a medical boot and crutches by that afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller DangerBoy Posted October 2, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2018 When I open my eyes I find I'm staring straight into the soles of my feet three inches in front of my face and my toes are pointing down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller JayG80 Posted October 2, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2018 When I wake up next to an empty bottle of Kilo Kai. Is KK still a BOS thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ MISkier Posted October 2, 2018 Baller_ Share Posted October 2, 2018 When my heels and the back of my head have suspiciously matching bruises. The worst slalom equipment I own is between my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikegile Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 When I DON'T need to go to the chiropractor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller 6balls Posted October 2, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2018 If I don't wave. No matter how bad the injury...if I physically can wave I will. Even with a significant injury I know 10 seconds vs. 30 seconds on the boat getting back to me doesn't make any difference...I'm still hurt, I'm still floating. If I don't wave it's cuz I can't...and that's bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller eddie_roberts_jr Posted October 2, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2018 When the boat comes back and they ask me if I'm alright and I don't recognize any of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Chef23 Posted October 2, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2018 With jumpers as a safety guy in the boat I always jump in after a hard crash. Jumpers are crazy and always raise their hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Keith_Menard Posted October 2, 2018 Author Baller Share Posted October 2, 2018 @Mike Gile I have a standing appointment on Tuesdays :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted October 2, 2018 Baller_ Share Posted October 2, 2018 When the guy in the boat (a jumper) doesn't let me climb on to the platform till I calm down and start breathing again and tells me to just relax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikegile Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 @eddie_roberts_jr you forgot to add - after repeatedly asking what happened even after seeing the video multiple times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikegile Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 @"Keith Menard" sometimes the range of motion of a good crash loosens things up - at least until the soreness kicks in.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller eddie_roberts_jr Posted October 2, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2018 Yeah Mike, back on shore I think I even asked "when did you guys get here?" and you and Will and Eddie III were my boat crew for crying out loud! I guess that's what I get for trying to impress one of my son's girlfriends - a trip to the ER with a concussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikegile Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 It looked rad until it didn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ryans1418 Posted October 2, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 2, 2018 My left glove fell off. Caught it in mid-air just as I felt it fly off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Zoro957 Posted October 3, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 3, 2018 When I surface and realize my arm is pointing in the wrong direction. (Actually happened) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller BraceMaker Posted October 3, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 3, 2018 @Zoro957 I had that where i could see the bottom of my ski and the back of my knee. Of course the fall seemed almost soft just sliding and spinning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller GWaterski Posted October 5, 2018 Baller Share Posted October 5, 2018 When you regain consciousness and have to look at which way the bubbles are going to figure out which way is up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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