Santa's Location - Very Important

[John Brooks]

SANTA CLAUS

 

If you have young children or grandchildren, don’t forget to call NORAD on Christmas Eve. NORAD stands for the North American Aerospace Defense Command and it is located inside the heart of Cheyenne Mountain near Colorado Springs , Colorado . NORAD tracks Santa’s movements and they have a phone bank set up to answer questions about him. The phones are staffed by volunteers throughout the night ready to answer your children’s questions about Santa whereabouts and estimated time to your city. The website is www.noradsanta.org and the telephone numbers are 1-877-HI NORAD and 1-719-556-5211. They are very high tech and can even tell if Rudolph is leading Santa’s team of reindeer since they can pick up his shiny nose with their satellites and radar equipment.

 

[A_B]

Isn't Santa's whereabouts covered by Homeland Security? That's what my parents always told me....

[Brady]

I thought @Horton was santa?

[DW]

Hortons version of Rudolph.