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@Waternut, you don't know how good a greasy burger sounds right about now!

I went to Longhorn Steakhouse today for lunch and ate a freaking salad, no chicken, no bread, I am dieing. Did I say no bread???

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@AB, why in the world would you go to a steakhouse for lunch knowing you're only going to get a salad?????? I hope it was some mandatory company lunch or something. Otherwise, that's just serious self-imposed torture!!
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I've been gluten free for about three months now. In that time my wife has baked something nearly every day. At first it was a bear, but after a while I stopped craving even fresh baked bread with butter. Fresh baked bread with butter.... Jeebus! I'm in hell!
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@AB "honey, do you know what happens to me when you make such delectable things?"

Wife. "No Al...do share"

AB. "It makes me so horny. I have no control. I think I will jump your bones twice today!!"

Wife. "We will be having Brussels sprouts tomorrow"

 

Problem solved!!!

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