Hey Dirt! This is why I will not ship you my S2

[Horton]

You = Lucy

Me not = Charlie

 

http://peanuts.wikia.com/wiki/Football_gag

[Not_The_Pug]

Dirt,

You can try mine any time. :)

[Horton]

Do not take your eye off your ski with Dirt around

[Wish]

I'll take dirts place as the one to ship skies to. No problem. Really. And I never liked Lucy.

[Than_Bogan]

I'm probably psychotic, but I have no doubt I would have intentionally kicked Lucy in the head on about the 3rd time she pulled that #$@#! That is not cool, and I had to stop watching all Peanuts specials because even as a kid I would get totally pissed that not only was Charlie not standing up for himself, none of his "friends" were standing up for him either.

[The_MS]

@Horton I trust Dirt with my ski more than you. Who knows what happens when you let your guard down and it ends up in your hands.

[Horton]

@MS the only thing I would do to your ski is put my "mark" on it

[The_MS]

Everyone thought a sharpie broke on my ski.

[skidawg]

Horton will spill his On the hwy, dirt, I'll have a fusion waiting on u when u come!

[Dirt]

Krlee, MS and Skidawg = friends

 

Horton = Cartman from Southpark Park (screw you guys im going home) except he walks off with a ski not the ball. Then he puts it on a shelf with a dozen other skis.

 

[Horton]

Dirt thinks we should all have equal access to skis and healthcare and pension funds.

 

[skidawg]

Horton was the kid in grade school that always wanted a do over :-)

[Horton]

No. Dirt was the kid trying to steal my lunch money

[Horton]

Yea I shipped Dirt a box today. I am sure I will regret it.

 

[Dirt]

Is it a really short ski? Just a fin? Empty box? An official ball of hair ratty dirty blonde wig with matching goofy glasses and ugly shirt? Mikuni's gift card? A Sharpe pen to sign MS's ski? An autographed Eddie Roberts/Richard Doane ski sock? Joe Darwin Water Ski Association sticker? Matteo Vargas how to bet on water skiing Diablo Shores edition handbook? I guess I will wait and see.

[Horton]

All this grief and now you are ungrateful

[MattP]

@Horton you are going to trust him with another ski? You might not see it again. I hope you said all of your good byes

[Mateo_Vargas]

I scanned the barcode and it says Vogue.

[Horton]

Want to bet

[The_MS]

@Dirt we will need to have an offical unboxing video of the process.

[Bulldog]

Use a bigger knife then him though....