Baller ForrestGump Posted December 1, 2011 Baller Share Posted December 1, 2011 Last night I told JD this over dinner, but I'm actually kind of proud of this so I feel I should tell it here, too. So, I'm at a friends house.......yes, I know I don't have any friends, I just know people............ and one of his wife's friends is there. Nice girl. Blonde. Nice assets. :) Don't think much about it, but she got my number from my friends wife and calls me a few days later. She says let's get together for a beer this weekend. So I say "Sure, I'm having knee surgery early am tomorrow but should be fine to mix tramadol and a beer or three on Saturday night!" :). So Saturday rolls around and I get a text from her at 4pm saying she was just getting out of the gym and that she'd clean up and call me. So I get my butt off the couch, where it's been since I got home from the hospital 32 hours earlier, take a shower, and start getting ready. So she never calls back! I don't think much about it and just hang out at the house. About 3 days go by and she texts me. Something like "I'm sorry, my girlfriend and her boyfriend broke up and I got tied up with her. How about we go out Thanksgiving evening?" I say sure. She calls me at 5:30, says she's on her way home and she'll call me when she's ready. Guess what, no call. This time I'm a little irritated because I actually came home early from my dad's house to get together with this girl. So then the next day I get a text saying I'm so sorry! Let's get together tonight. Now mind you, I already had plans to attend a beach party at Mueller's house that night. So obviously, I told her "Sure let's meet at Champps at 8pm. " So at about 8:10, I'm sitting on Charles' beachfront(which used to be waterfront before Lake Conroe dropped 10 ft due to the drought) in front of the bonfire with a frosty cold beer in my hand and I get a text from this girl, who if you recall I sent to Champps sports bar, which is about 35 miles away. She's asking if I'm there yet cause she doesn't see me. I reply I'm in the corner of the bar. Then I get another text saying she still doesn't see me. So I reply back "No, I'm at the other corner of the bar. I see you. " So then I get another text saying to come get her. This is where I take a picture of myself by the fire and send it to her and say "I would but right now I'm 35 miles away. Aint karma a bitch?" :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller scuppers Posted December 1, 2011 Baller Share Posted December 1, 2011 Good story - You did the right thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller A_B Posted December 1, 2011 Baller Share Posted December 1, 2011 Something about getting rid of nice assets brings out the CPA in me.... Tell yourself they were highly leveraged and move on.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Steven_Haines Posted December 1, 2011 Baller Share Posted December 1, 2011 It sucks to be you Shane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Than_Bogan Posted December 1, 2011 Baller Share Posted December 1, 2011 Wow Shane, it's hard to figure out how you're not married yet... Still, that WAS pretty poor form on her part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ForrestGump Posted December 1, 2011 Author Baller Share Posted December 1, 2011 hahaha. When I told him last night, I think JD mumbled under his breath that he couldn't believe I wasn't married. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Dirt Posted December 1, 2011 Baller Share Posted December 1, 2011 Another great story by Shane. This is only the beginning. Keep us posted when she stalks you, retaliates and/or tries to injure you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ral Posted December 1, 2011 Baller Share Posted December 1, 2011 @ShaneH, you should get married. Life becomes more predictable and with less variables. All decisions are taken for you, so your mind can be better focused on the buoys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller 6balls Posted December 1, 2011 Baller Share Posted December 1, 2011 I liked the one about the sleep walking hawaiian tropic model better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ForrestGump Posted December 1, 2011 Author Baller Share Posted December 1, 2011 Well yes, there's that. I just liked this story cause I got to give her the finger and she didn't know it until it had happened. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller jimbrake Posted December 1, 2011 Baller Share Posted December 1, 2011 Shane - do you have a rabbit or any other pets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ForrestGump Posted December 2, 2011 Author Baller Share Posted December 2, 2011 I'm not a leper. I'm a pervert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ RichardDoane Posted December 2, 2011 Baller_ Share Posted December 2, 2011 at least she didn't fall out of the boat/trailer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller GAJ0004 Posted December 2, 2011 Baller Share Posted December 2, 2011 I learned my lesson after 3 ex girlfriends(two of which I was thinking of popping the question). I went 5 years without dating, and I did not miss it. No marriage in my future. All of my married friends tell me if I get married my water skiing days would be over. No woman is worth that.. Depending on where you live, no woman is worth losing your house, or life savings over. A friend of mine got completely cleaned out financially, and she cheated on him! Little by little they make you get rid of your stuff, and eventually you wake up and think what was I thinking??!! I was stood up in a similar fashion a few years back. I have found that women who are drop dead gorgeous are used to getting more attention from guys, so they EXPECT more. I quote Norm from Cheers.. "Women, can't live with them. Pass the beer nuts." Shane did the right thing.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ The_MS Posted December 2, 2011 Baller_ Share Posted December 2, 2011 You should have got in there before you dumped her. That would really show her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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