Baller ForrestGump Posted December 1, 2011 Baller Share Posted December 1, 2011 Last night I told JD this over dinner, but I'm actually kind of proud of this so I feel I should tell it here, too. So, I'm at a friends house.......yes, I know I don't have any friends, I just know people............ and one of his wife's friends is there. Nice girl. Blonde. Nice assets. :) Don't think much about it, but she got my number from my friends wife and calls me a few days later. She says let's get together for a beer this weekend. So I say "Sure, I'm having knee surgery early am tomorrow but should be fine to mix tramadol and a beer or three on Saturday night!" :). So Saturday rolls around and I get a text from her at 4pm saying she was just getting out of the gym and that she'd clean up and call me. So I get my butt off the couch, where it's been since I got home from the hospital 32 hours earlier, take a shower, and start getting ready. So she never calls back! I don't think much about it and just hang out at the house. About 3 days go by and she texts me. Something like "I'm sorry, my girlfriend and her boyfriend broke up and I got tied up with her. How about we go out Thanksgiving evening?" I say sure. She calls me at 5:30, says she's on her way home and she'll call me when she's ready. Guess what, no call. This time I'm a little irritated because I actually came home early from my dad's house to get together with this girl. So then the next day I get a text saying I'm so sorry! Let's get together tonight. Now mind you, I already had plans to attend a beach party at Mueller's house that night. So obviously, I told her "Sure let's meet at Champps at 8pm. " So at about 8:10, I'm sitting on Charles' beachfront(which used to be waterfront before Lake Conroe dropped 10 ft due to the drought) in front of the bonfire with a frosty cold beer in my hand and I get a text from this girl, who if you recall I sent to Champps sports bar, which is about 35 miles away. She's asking if I'm there yet cause she doesn't see me. I reply I'm in the corner of the bar. Then I get another text saying she still doesn't see me. So I reply back "No, I'm at the other corner of the bar. I see you. " So then I get another text saying to come get her. This is where I take a picture of myself by the fire and send it to her and say "I would but right now I'm 35 miles away. Aint karma a bitch?" :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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