Administrators Horton Posted November 1, 2011 Administrators Share Posted November 1, 2011 Why did you stop? You should run that pass (Or) I don't know why you don't run that pass. How did you ski? Was that 39? BABE’S ★ California Ski Ranch ★ Connelly ★ Denali ★ Goode ★ KD Skis MasterCraft ★ MasterLine ★ PerfSki ★ Radar ★ Rodics Innovation Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skibug Posted November 1, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 1, 2011 You were so early....as you pick them up in the middle of the course Great 1 ball...as you pick them up in the middle of the course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Don't tell anyone that I've coached you (mentioned in an earlier thread) Hey, Nice pullout! What are you, dislexic? (Jason Paredes, to me after I did the opposite of what he was coaching me to do) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TWB Posted November 1, 2011 Members Share Posted November 1, 2011 Ty O. told me to "Man-up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller A_B Posted November 1, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 1, 2011 Tennis anyone? In the old days (Perfect Pass): You want me to take some weight out so you can run actuals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Wish Posted November 1, 2011 Baller_ Share Posted November 1, 2011 From the wife....."That damn boat". At the onset of our relationship we asked each other what would be the worst thing we could say to each other. I chose that one and she chose...... nope not going there. BTW She has never said that and I've never said hers. Occasionally she will mutter..... "but didn't you ski yesterday?" or "you skied once today already didn't you?". I need to work on those. From the driver....... "that felt bad, what were you doing back there". From the dock....... "the gas can is empty" From ski partner...... "cant make it today" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller ForrestGump Posted November 1, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 1, 2011 As was told to Skidawg................"The girl ran 39." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller 6balls Posted November 1, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 1, 2011 From ski partner: "Can't make it today/tonight/tomorrow" when the forecast is 80, sunny, and wind light/variable. "Sorry, time was slow" after you just ripped off your PB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller thager Posted November 1, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 1, 2011 "It's me or the waterskiing". Dang, I'm going to miss that gal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ Jody_Seal Posted November 1, 2011 Baller_ Share Posted November 1, 2011 Dude! you did not have to bring Gas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EF23 Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 When you run a good pass and your partner replies, the time was a little slow! BFD! A good job once in awhile is nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller thompjs Posted November 1, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 1, 2011 You ski like me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ lpskier Posted November 1, 2011 Baller_ Share Posted November 1, 2011 You would have run that last year. Those shorts look a lot tighter this year. Lpskier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller auskier Posted November 1, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 1, 2011 'looks like your fin has moved.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller 6balls Posted November 1, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 1, 2011 From my wife when I skied a.m. or lunch hour and am about to get a perfect evening set: "Didn't you already ski today?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixball Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 To your ski partner. I am thinking we should pull the boat and lift today. One last ski? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danbirch Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 .....Oh No. Have you changed your impeller? ....Oh look! The trees are starting to blow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller thager Posted November 2, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 2, 2011 Your friend called this morning to ski but I can't remember who it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller 6balls Posted November 2, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 2, 2011 Brent, that would be MS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller jackski Posted November 2, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 2, 2011 from the driver - which way should I go ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Than_Bogan Posted November 2, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 2, 2011 I'll second "time was slow" (although that doesn't really happen any more) and "forgot to shorten the rope." Pretty much anything that takes away what you *thought* was an accomplishment is pretty darned horrible. Knock on wood, nothing like that has happened to me in years. But the first time I ever completed 36 mph in a tournament the time was slow. Thankfully, this pain didn't last long: I ran it again on the re-ride! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Bulldog Posted November 2, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 2, 2011 Looks like rain!!! "Do Better..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 MS would have run that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ktm300 Posted November 2, 2011 Members Share Posted November 2, 2011 The driver who hugs the drivers side up and down the lake while thinking up his next coaching tip for the drop at the end: "you're hitting it too hard off the ball on 2,4" Insult to injury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller colo_skier Posted November 2, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 2, 2011 After that set maybe a ski school is not such a bad idea. or Maybe driving is your forte? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller RichardDoane Posted November 2, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 2, 2011 how about - "sorry, forgot to shorten the rope".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Kelvin Posted November 2, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 2, 2011 how about - "whoops, I forgot to take out the orange loop for the switch" - back in the PP days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller_ lpskier Posted November 3, 2011 Baller_ Share Posted November 3, 2011 From your ski partner:"Hey, my wife is pregnant!" Even worse: "With twins!" Lpskier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller tsixam Posted November 3, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 3, 2011 Even worse from your ski partner: Hey, your wife is pregnant.. with twins! Tsixam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller tsixam Posted November 3, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 3, 2011 Even worse from your ski partner: Hey, your wife is pregnant.. with twins! Tsixam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clemsondave Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 How about a hand signal? Both palms facing skier. Touch index fingers together, touch thumbs together. Push hands together a bit. Fold all other fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clemsondave Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 How about a hand signal? Both palms facing skier. Touch index fingers together, touch thumbs together. Push hands together a bit. Fold all other fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skinut Posted November 3, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 3, 2011 Oops, I forgot to turn on Zero off. Did it feel fast? I had you doing 40 at the entrance gates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skinut Posted November 3, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 3, 2011 Oops, I forgot to turn on Zero off. Did it feel fast? I had you doing 40 at the entrance gates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razorskier1 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 From the tournament director, "thank you for your $55, come on back again next year". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razorskier1 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 From the tournament director, "thank you for your $55, come on back again next year". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razorskier1 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 That would be after you fall, of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razorskier1 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 That would be after you fall, of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller scuppers Posted November 4, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 4, 2011 To Razorskier1 More like - "Thanks for the hunski ($100.) - See ya next year" I actually heard that said to a Mens 2 skier at nationals about 14 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller scuppers Posted November 4, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 4, 2011 To Razorskier1 More like - "Thanks for the hunski ($100.) - See ya next year" I actually heard that said to a Mens 2 skier at nationals about 14 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs_MS Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 @ a tournament and the driver says, "We shorten to 22 now right?"....after I ski 32mph and I am still in womens 4 so have to run 34mph!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh also, "I think we saw a snake"...and I'm in the water!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs_MS Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 @ a tournament and the driver says, "We shorten to 22 now right?"....after I ski 32mph and I am still in womens 4 so have to run 34mph!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh also, "I think we saw a snake"...and I'm in the water!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller jipster43 Posted November 4, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 4, 2011 I'm with Mrs MS. The worst thing I could hear would be, "I saw a water moccasin in here the other day." Definitely freakier than a gator! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller jipster43 Posted November 4, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 4, 2011 I'm with Mrs MS. The worst thing I could hear would be, "I saw a water moccasin in here the other day." Definitely freakier than a gator! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Than_Bogan Posted November 4, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 4, 2011 Man, you guys better steer clear of The Snake Pit (aka Dubes Pond). But 10x worse than that was a day in Oakham that I saw a smallish snake swimming kinda sideways . . . no wait . . . that's the biggest freakin' leach I've ever seen!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Than_Bogan Posted November 4, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 4, 2011 Man, you guys better steer clear of The Snake Pit (aka Dubes Pond). But 10x worse than that was a day in Oakham that I saw a smallish snake swimming kinda sideways . . . no wait . . . that's the biggest freakin' leach I've ever seen!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razorskier1 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 By the way, it is best to say that to a skier when they miss their opener. Really rub it in -- As for the wildlife, just make sure you take short stops on the end and don't worry about it! Snapping turtles, leaches, snakes, gators -- who cares! When's the last time you read about a water skier getting snatched by a gator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razorskier1 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 By the way, it is best to say that to a skier when they miss their opener. Really rub it in -- As for the wildlife, just make sure you take short stops on the end and don't worry about it! Snapping turtles, leaches, snakes, gators -- who cares! When's the last time you read about a water skier getting snatched by a gator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller 6balls Posted November 4, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 4, 2011 At the swamp when we have guests, we usually ask ourselves...should we tell 'em about swamp thing? (the thing that bites us with frequency while shortening, once drawing blood). It used to hit us consistently, and we had a guest and just hoped he wouldn't get hit...swamp thing got him. He's saying "go go!" and Bob's on the throttle asking what it's worth to him! Whenever anyone misses a swamp opener, it's "Thank you for your $55, have a nice day" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller 6balls Posted November 4, 2011 Baller Share Posted November 4, 2011 At the swamp when we have guests, we usually ask ourselves...should we tell 'em about swamp thing? (the thing that bites us with frequency while shortening, once drawing blood). It used to hit us consistently, and we had a guest and just hoped he wouldn't get hit...swamp thing got him. He's saying "go go!" and Bob's on the throttle asking what it's worth to him! Whenever anyone misses a swamp opener, it's "Thank you for your $55, have a nice day" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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