Dirt Stole my HO A2

[Horton]

Notes from my meeting at Chuck's HO A2orama about my HO A2

Horton: This box contains over 217 bits and pieces of information, evidence. Exhibit A: A photograph of the victims, my HO A2 and me.

[speck growls]

Horton: Exhibit B: Another photograph. What's missing from this picture? It's just me WITHOUT MY HO A2!

[Amazing Larry whispers something to Mario]

Horton: Is this something you can share with the rest of us Amazing Larry?

Horton: Exhibit C: The horn I was picking up at Chuck's HO A2orama when my HO A2 was actually stolen!

[Honks the horn loudly scaring everyone]

Horton: Exhibit D: Jimmy what is this? Too late! Chip!

Chip: It looks like a pen.

Horton: Exactly! I bought this pen exactly one hour before my HO A2 was stolen. Why? What's the significance? I DON'T KNOW!

 

Video of meeting here

 

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Conversation between Horton and Dirt about the HO A2

Horton: I wouldn't sell my HO A2 for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!

Dirt: Then you're crazy!

Horton: I know you are but what am I?

Dirt: You're a nerd!

Horton: I know you are but what am I?

Dirt: You're an idiot!

Horton: I know you are but what am I?

Horton, Dirt: I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? Horton: Infinity!

Dirt: No, I'm not.

Horton, Dirt: You are! No way! Knock it off! Cut it out!

Dirt: Shut up, Horton!

Horton: Why don't you make me.

Dirt: You make me!

Horton: Because. I don't make monkeys, I just train 'em.

Dirt: Horton listen to reason.

[Horton cuffs his hand around his ear in a listening motion]

Dirt: Horton!

Horton: Sh! I'm listening to reason.

Dirt: Horton!

Horton: That's my name, don't wear it out.

Dirt: Remember the first time I saw your HO A2? You came riding past my house and I came running out to tell you how much I liked it even way back then?

Horton: I love that story.

[jumps on HO A2and pedals away]

Dirt: You'll be sorry, Horton!

 

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Nothing to do with my HO A2

 

[Not_The_Pug]

Glad Dirt "allegedly" stole the A2, it is a great ski. Enjoyed getting a demo ride.

 

Dirt see what else you can get from Horton so we can try it out!

[Horton]

Dirt is going to have to return the A2 or it is going to be like this

[Dirt]

Just send me the SR2 and after I try it, I will send one back to you. You remind me of Francis. I borrowed the ski.

[Old MS Accout]

Dirt,

Keep it. If he sends you the SR2, keep it also.

[Dirt]

That is the plan. The A2 is the best ski I have ever ridden. I still make mistakes and miss passes but it is not the ski. I will let you know how the SR2 skis as soon as I get it from Ball of Hair.

Thanks to the 30 or so people who texted me to Give Horton Back His A2. I really appreciate the 10+ that said to keep it or mail him back something else.

[Horton]

Hmmm

[Ed_Johnson]

I think Smart has a really nice "Wooden" A-2 he could give you to send back.

[Horton]

He offered that.

[Dirt]

Horton, call off your "Goons" or else!

 

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[Horton]

You could not hurt that ski. You love it too much.

[Dirt]

I would rather destroy it than see you two happy together.

[Dirt]

It just occurred to me that Horton is like the cat lady horder of skis. He loves every ski he rides and refuses to part ways with any of them.

[Horton]

You and the A2 had a good run. Now it is over. Time to move on. Spend some time on my Vogue

[trs1]

Horton,

 

I swear I had nothing to do with the motivation behind the ransom pict. I PROMISE!!! Nothing at all with that pic.

but... just wait till part 2 of the super top secret plan comes to life!

 

TS

[Horton]

Dirt knows not to mess with me. I make him cry.

[Horton]

Dirt seems to have taken a hammer to his cell phone. Not taking my calls. 25+ text messages may have been excessive.

[skidawg]

He's probably charging up his Tazer!!!

[Horton]

$h*t

[Not_The_Pug]

He is probably out at Stillwater skiing with a big smile on his face, saying "I have Horton's ski".

[jimbrake]

I still want to try it!! my A1 feels like it's dying.

 

Spent this week skiing behind our club's 200 w ZO after being mostly behind our '05 196 w PPC since Regionals. Was just getting comfortable again w ZO and then last night had to ski behind the '05. Jayzus I hate going back and forth! Prefer ZO!

[Not_The_Pug]

Jim, the 200 out there is a really nice boat. Hope to get back out there and jump soon. Tweaked my knee trick skiing the other night (trick skiing is dangerous), so couldn't come out Wed. night. Trying work on getting my hands on an S2 to try. Will let you know when I do, you are welcome to try it too.

 

Kevin

[Horton]

there is this guy named Greg how lives on a lake....

[jimbrake]

Hey Kevin. Yes, definitely would like to give the S2 a try, too. Anyone know if Greg Badal is on the A2 or S2?

[kona]

It should be like Netflix but NetSki. You rent the ski for as long as you want then return and we send you another one. effing brilliant

Of course the rental fee would be more than a dollar. :)

[Horton]

That is what Dirt wants

[Dirt]

Why are you all over me for a ski? Dave Goode has owed you a ski since last September and I have not read one thing about how he stole your ski.

On a side note, I used some of the money I had saved for an A2 to buy a beautiful 12" compound mitre saw. I have some ideas for an A2 Hinge. I have already glued a bushy wig to the ski.

[Horton]

I know that Dave Goode is not riding the ski that he owes me.

[Dirt]

You don't know that. Your ski could be getting powervested as we speak.

[Horton]

I put a hex on you. The A2 should stop working for you now. How did you ski this weekend?

[Old MS Accout]

Go Dirt!

[skidawg]

Two thumbs up for dirt

[Horton]

I may ban you all