Administrators Horton Posted August 17, 2011 Administrators Share Posted August 17, 2011 Notes from my meeting at Chuck's HO A2orama about my HO A2 Horton: This box contains over 217 bits and pieces of information, evidence. Exhibit A: A photograph of the victims, my HO A2 and me. [speck growls] Horton: Exhibit B: Another photograph. What's missing from this picture? It's just me WITHOUT MY HO A2! [Amazing Larry whispers something to Mario] Horton: Is this something you can share with the rest of us Amazing Larry? Horton: Exhibit C: The horn I was picking up at Chuck's HO A2orama when my HO A2 was actually stolen! [Honks the horn loudly scaring everyone] Horton: Exhibit D: Jimmy what is this? Too late! Chip! Chip: It looks like a pen. Horton: Exactly! I bought this pen exactly one hour before my HO A2 was stolen. Why? What's the significance? I DON'T KNOW! Video of meeting here Conversation between Horton and Dirt about the HO A2 Horton: I wouldn't sell my HO A2 for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars! Dirt: Then you're crazy! Horton: I know you are but what am I? Dirt: You're a nerd! Horton: I know you are but what am I? Dirt: You're an idiot! Horton: I know you are but what am I? Horton, Dirt: I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? Horton: Infinity! Dirt: No, I'm not. Horton, Dirt: You are! No way! Knock it off! Cut it out! Dirt: Shut up, Horton! Horton: Why don't you make me. Dirt: You make me! Horton: Because. I don't make monkeys, I just train 'em. Dirt: Horton listen to reason. [Horton cuffs his hand around his ear in a listening motion] Dirt: Horton! Horton: Sh! I'm listening to reason. Dirt: Horton! Horton: That's my name, don't wear it out. Dirt: Remember the first time I saw your HO A2? You came riding past my house and I came running out to tell you how much I liked it even way back then? Horton: I love that story. [jumps on HO A2and pedals away] Dirt: You'll be sorry, Horton! Nothing to do with my HO A2 Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Become a Supporting Member or make a One-time Donation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Not_The_Pug Posted August 17, 2011 Baller Share Posted August 17, 2011 Glad Dirt "allegedly" stole the A2, it is a great ski. Enjoyed getting a demo ride. Dirt see what else you can get from Horton so we can try it out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted August 17, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted August 17, 2011 Dirt is going to have to return the A2 or it is going to be like this Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Become a Supporting Member or make a One-time Donation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Dirt Posted August 17, 2011 Baller Share Posted August 17, 2011 Just send me the SR2 and after I try it, I will send one back to you. You remind me of Francis. I borrowed the ski. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old MS Accout Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Dirt, Keep it. If he sends you the SR2, keep it also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Dirt Posted August 17, 2011 Baller Share Posted August 17, 2011 That is the plan. The A2 is the best ski I have ever ridden. I still make mistakes and miss passes but it is not the ski. I will let you know how the SR2 skis as soon as I get it from Ball of Hair. Thanks to the 30 or so people who texted me to Give Horton Back His A2. I really appreciate the 10+ that said to keep it or mail him back something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted August 17, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted August 17, 2011 Hmmm Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Become a Supporting Member or make a One-time Donation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Ed_Johnson Posted August 17, 2011 Baller Share Posted August 17, 2011 I think Smart has a really nice "Wooden" A-2 he could give you to send back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted August 17, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted August 17, 2011 He offered that. Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Become a Supporting Member or make a One-time Donation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Dirt Posted August 17, 2011 Baller Share Posted August 17, 2011 Horton, call off your "Goons" or else! /vanilla2/uploads/FileUpload/12/1032.JPG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted August 17, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted August 17, 2011 You could not hurt that ski. You love it too much. Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Become a Supporting Member or make a One-time Donation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Dirt Posted August 17, 2011 Baller Share Posted August 17, 2011 I would rather destroy it than see you two happy together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Dirt Posted August 17, 2011 Baller Share Posted August 17, 2011 It just occurred to me that Horton is like the cat lady horder of skis. He loves every ski he rides and refuses to part ways with any of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted August 17, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted August 17, 2011 You and the A2 had a good run. Now it is over. Time to move on. Spend some time on my Vogue Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Become a Supporting Member or make a One-time Donation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller trs1 Posted August 17, 2011 Baller Share Posted August 17, 2011 Horton, I swear I had nothing to do with the motivation behind the ransom pict. I PROMISE!!! Nothing at all with that pic. but... just wait till part 2 of the super top secret plan comes to life! TS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted August 17, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted August 17, 2011 Dirt knows not to mess with me. I make him cry. Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Become a Supporting Member or make a One-time Donation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted August 19, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted August 19, 2011 Dirt seems to have taken a hammer to his cell phone. Not taking my calls. 25+ text messages may have been excessive. Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Become a Supporting Member or make a One-time Donation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skidawg Posted August 19, 2011 Baller Share Posted August 19, 2011 He's probably charging up his Tazer!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted August 19, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted August 19, 2011 $h*t Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Become a Supporting Member or make a One-time Donation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Not_The_Pug Posted August 19, 2011 Baller Share Posted August 19, 2011 He is probably out at Stillwater skiing with a big smile on his face, saying "I have Horton's ski". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller jimbrake Posted August 19, 2011 Baller Share Posted August 19, 2011 I still want to try it!! my A1 feels like it's dying. Spent this week skiing behind our club's 200 w ZO after being mostly behind our '05 196 w PPC since Regionals. Was just getting comfortable again w ZO and then last night had to ski behind the '05. Jayzus I hate going back and forth! Prefer ZO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Not_The_Pug Posted August 19, 2011 Baller Share Posted August 19, 2011 Jim, the 200 out there is a really nice boat. Hope to get back out there and jump soon. Tweaked my knee trick skiing the other night (trick skiing is dangerous), so couldn't come out Wed. night. Trying work on getting my hands on an S2 to try. Will let you know when I do, you are welcome to try it too. Kevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted August 19, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted August 19, 2011 there is this guy named Greg how lives on a lake.... Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Become a Supporting Member or make a One-time Donation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller jimbrake Posted August 19, 2011 Baller Share Posted August 19, 2011 Hey Kevin. Yes, definitely would like to give the S2 a try, too. Anyone know if Greg Badal is on the A2 or S2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kona Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 It should be like Netflix but NetSki. You rent the ski for as long as you want then return and we send you another one. effing brilliant Of course the rental fee would be more than a dollar. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted August 20, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted August 20, 2011 That is what Dirt wants Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Become a Supporting Member or make a One-time Donation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Dirt Posted August 20, 2011 Baller Share Posted August 20, 2011 Why are you all over me for a ski? Dave Goode has owed you a ski since last September and I have not read one thing about how he stole your ski. On a side note, I used some of the money I had saved for an A2 to buy a beautiful 12" compound mitre saw. I have some ideas for an A2 Hinge. I have already glued a bushy wig to the ski. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted August 20, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted August 20, 2011 I know that Dave Goode is not riding the ski that he owes me. Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Become a Supporting Member or make a One-time Donation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller Dirt Posted August 21, 2011 Baller Share Posted August 21, 2011 You don't know that. Your ski could be getting powervested as we speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted August 21, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted August 21, 2011 I put a hex on you. The A2 should stop working for you now. How did you ski this weekend? Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Become a Supporting Member or make a One-time Donation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old MS Accout Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Go Dirt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baller skidawg Posted August 22, 2011 Baller Share Posted August 22, 2011 Two thumbs up for dirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Horton Posted August 22, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted August 22, 2011 I may ban you all Goode ★ HO Syndicate ★ KD Skis ★ MasterCraft ★ PerfSki Radar ★ Reflex ★ S Lines ★ Stokes ★ Baller Video Coaching System Become a Supporting Member or make a One-time Donation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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