Horton Takes $20 from a teenager - on a trick ski

[Horton]

[Old MS Accout]

He needs a haircut

[lkb]

which one?

[Old MS Accout]

Both

[skidawg]

It is on now, pack your trick and bring to cottonwood, I'll get that boy's 20 back and mail it to him.  Head to head trick slalom, Dawg v. Ball O' Spray!!!!

[Skihack]

That is cool. The S turn style I like. Reminds me of the styles that many of the top skiers back in the day used to use. I called it double clutching. I don't believe you can double clutch on the high end slaloms these days.

Very entertaining.

[Horton]

Not sure I am willing to cart a trick ski out there. Maybe... what are the rules? 20 MPH? Scoke drives?

[skidawg]

ur a righty?  U can use my ski! 19 mph, super swerve (NLU alum) skippy at the wheel/

[Horton]

Stinky cheats. Your ski? Hmmm what size binding? Can't do head to head with one ski.

[DW]

There is a perfect example of:  "old age, treachery and experience will succeed over youth and enthusiasm".  Nice work JTH, Mark Martin and Paul Newman would be proud.  Too bad that S turn speed scrubbing trick doesn't work so well in slalom!

[MrJones]

Reminds me of the comment you hear on football broadcasts this time of year. "He is very agile for someone of that size." (Usually referencing the O line)

Horton. A couple of years ago at Covington you mentioned that I needed better "skiing hair." Is that the look you were advocating? How many buoys is that worth? Plus... or minus?

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[Horton]

I maybe be going for the multi-Ponytail look for Joe's. Not sure.

[skidawg]

Please make sure u bring ur rash guard. Bring ur ski, H to H drivers to b determined, a beer per pass???

[Horton]

Very bad

 

[Dirt]

I knew Horton would school that kid. Stinky won't cheat. Let him drive.

[skidawg]

Stinky has trick slalom world record driver skills!

[enjoiskiing]

John,

As clearly seen by your Great Lakes performance, I think you picked the wrong ski for the job. Your beloved trick ski would have been a better choice.

p.s. Spend the $20 at your favorite Chinese restaurant, I believe its the one that you were telling me about at junior development, something about Rodeo-ing

[Horton]

Spent it on lunch Sunday.

[Guest]

Looks a lot like when you ski on your normal slalom ski, just slower.

[thager]

Now there's an event to perk up 3 event tourneys!!

[kona]

Should be Horton takes $20 from Justin Bieber. Good stuff, funny.

 

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[Horton]

Who?

[kona]

obviously you do not have teenage girls

[Horton]

No but I have a wife that acts 12 sometimes.

[jdarwin]

According to my calculations, the last skier is off the dock at 5:29pm Saturday.  Sun won't set until 7:07pm.  That gives you clowns about an hour.  Figure out the bet and I'll get Stange to pull it - he's the swerve master!  MS can judge it!

[kona]

dont they all