OMG - Gallagher is coming!!

[jdarwin]

Hide the children and cats - the Cottonwood Fall Classic insanity just got ramped up a notch w/ Horton's entry.  It will be a BOS reunion w/ 'dawg, Horton, Smart, MS, SHill, Scoke, sjones, bmiller, teammalibu, among others.  Taking bets on what ski Horton will be riding.  We'll post plenty of pics for everyone's amusement.  Or better yet, sign up and attend what will certainly be an entertaining event!

[ForrestGump]

I say we have a BOS handicapped head to head in one round. Certainly, Horton is the most handicapped of the group.

[Horton]

Who cares about nationals. I am going to Cottonwood! I have to train. I am going to pick up a 24 of shiner bock tonight.

[scoke]

 

Make sure you bring your own T-handle wrench. That way you and MS can both adjust your fins in between rounds while all the Goode skiers heckle you.

 might need more time depending which ski you are riding on the flavor of the month elite/hocoefficientxyz/strada/strada55/z7st/z7niner.

 

 

[trs01]

JD,

 

I would raise your entry fees for that one.

With a HUGE Celeb like Horton there, you are bound to have a waiting list a mile long.

Plus, you will need to hire extra security for all the paparrazi that will be on site, not to mention making sure Horton has his own personal hair stylist there to fix his 'fro after his ski set!

TS

[skidawg]

Got the clippers ready for his fro, no professional needed

[Horton]

Dawg,

Stay away from the fro. If I can not run a lot of balls I still super look sexy.

[skidawg]

U and sexy just don't go together in the same sentence, u better bring ur a game or JD's gonna lay the smack on u just like he did MS this weekend! Sorry to throw u under the bus ms, but ur ski w no name ain't gettin 'er done

[ForrestGump]

JD had MS's number this weekend, didn't he!

[Horton]

MS can run like 47 off at home - so I hear - but he misses his opener whenever I am around.

[scoke]

 

MS and his stradar are stuck in the memphis airport I bet.

[MrJones]

This is going to be fun. If John breaks out the top knot things may get really ugly.

[skidawg]

I'm sure the intergalactic first lady will keep him in check!

[ForrestGump]

I'm not sure how MS will react to having to split the abuse we dole out with another person. 

[Horton]

"The Intergalactic Gallagher"

That has a ring to it.

[Horton]

Shane,

Don't worry. I say we all focus on MS.

[skidawg]

Don't want u to feel unloved ruler, gota spread the love

[ForrestGump]

That's what I was thinking too, Ward. 

[clemsondave]

Steal MS's ski Fri night and use dual lock on his boots. I hear he really likes the DL system.

 

A few of us in Va have been talking about getting down to La for a tournament. Sounds like a good time.

[jdarwin]

As of tonight, we have registered skiers from California, Minnesota, Washington, Louisiana, Texas and Georgia with Ohio, Oklahoma and Florida on the way.  Once they found out Horton would be in the house, all hell has broken loose!

[skidawg]

Clemsondave, may as well add va to the mix

[kona]

I dont know any of you guys but it sounds like it would be fun just to be there. I dont drink anymore so if you need a DD ? (designated driver)

[jdarwin]

As of 9:15am this morning, tournament is full w/ 33 skiers - two months in advance of the date.  Who said tournament skiing is dying?

[Old MS Accout]

I think I am busy at home that weekend.

I am not sure I can take another weekend of Black and Orange. Last year at this time there was nothing but Green on the dock. Those La guys switch skis with weather changes.   

[jdarwin]

What?  Shoveling snow?  Get over it - you're my Chief Judge!  Besides, Mrs. MS needs her dose of my famous pina colodas.

[skidawg]

He's comin, some of us r just black; no orange necessary!

[clemsondave]

How do I get ya'll over here for one of my tournaments? We've been doing some really cool tournaments over the past couple years. Killer site as well. Our Little Dawg tournament is in mid Sept. Handicapped h2h. Maybe more night skiing?

[thager]

Rats, I was going to register tonight. JD, Let me know if anyone withdraws.

[Horton]

Did Jones get in? I need someone there with some brains.

[thager]

BOS and brains? Are you daft, man?

[bmiller3536]

That is amazing, good thing I signed up this morning.

JD I just registered Jess and I for the first tourney, Is Sunday full?

[skidawg]

Clemsondave, what kinda airfare we lookin at from dfw to u (what is local airport)

[Horton]

I am flying to DFW and driving across the border into LA. Is there an Homeland Security Checkpoint between the USA and Lousiana? 

DFW to Sheveport costs more than LAX to DFW?!?!?

[clemsondave]

DFW to Richmond (RIC) is around $240 right now without shopping too much. I can pick anyone up at the airport and have space in the house for a few. How about first three from this site are invited... Guess I should start a new thread. Does OB post on here? I think he's sold on our site.

[bmiller3536]

Yeah, can you put Jessica and I in for sunday?

Will Horton be signing autographs from certain hours or all weekend?

[skidawg]

What is the weather like in sept in va, air water temp

[clemsondave]

Avg is around 80 air, upper 70s water.

[MAD11]

Alright, got in at the last minute. Not bringing any fancy colored ski. Just Black and Blue. 

[Horton]

Miller,

When you see me ski you will not want me to sign anything but a medical release. I  understand the difference between famous and infamous.

My father is famous. I am infamous and more so than I deserve.

On the other hand, I do have very sexy hair.

[ForrestGump]

I'm gonna do my best to say semi sober on Saturday night this time.

[ForrestGump]

<snip> I am infamous and more so than I deserve.

Uhhhhh..........the bee picture says otherwise, JTH. Your infamy is very deserving.

[skidawg]

Once again jth u n sexy don't belong n the same sentence

[Horton]

Gallagher tells me I am sexy.... but she does drink

[skidawg]

I think on some level there is an unwritten code that spouses have to say that

[jdarwin]

Shane H - "I'm gonna do my best to stay semi sober on Saturday night this time".

Good luck w/ that!  You'll be one of the few. 

[kona]

"I think on some level there is an unwritten code that spouses have to say that".

 

 

 

Ya to get what they want, like money not the other thing.

[ForrestGump]

My dad always told me that every mother dog thinks her pups are the prettiest. I think that applies with JTH and Gallagher.

[kona]

My dad told me stupid hurts, but to this day I still try to prove him wrong!

[Horton]

Any jumper or x-jumper will tell you that is true.

[Mrs_MS]

I'm going to protect my MS all weekend /vanillaforum/js/tinymce/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-cool.gif ....at least he doesn't have boots with liners, so Horton can't switch them/vanillaforum/js/tinymce/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-tongue-out.gif