Baller tsixam Posted December 22, 2008 Baller Share Posted December 22, 2008 I would like to thank the person who sent me an email about the urine in the glue on post stamps. Nowadays I always have somebody else to lick it for me.Ã‚Â I donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t have any money any longer. I sent it all to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who was hospitalised for the 5367 time.Ã‚Â I didnÃ‚Â´t receive any money from the Nigerian bank who would like to share a fortune if I just sent them my bank account number.But on the other handÃ‚Â I donÃ‚Â´t have to worry about my soul since I have 3654 Angels and 1 Saint guarding over me and bringing me happiness.Ã‚Â Ã‚Â I have also learned that my prayers will be answered if just send the email to 7 friends within an hour.Ã‚Â I would like to thank the person who taught me that Coca-Cola originally was invented for cleaning toilets. It contains too much sugar anyway.Ã‚Â Ã‚Â I canÃ‚Â´t go to a gas station without having a person watching my car wile I am paying for the gas. The story about the serial killer in the back seat was really shocking.Ã‚Â I really would like to thank the person who sent the email about the African deadly spider. Today I canÃ‚Â´t use any toilets but my own. Just the thought of the deadly spider living under the toilet seat, chewing on my a## and that I might die in seconds, have taught me many ways to avoid no 2.Ã‚Â I donÃ‚Â´t pick up any money I drop on the parking lot any longer, there is probably a pervert waiting to get me as soon as I bend over.Ã‚Â If you donÃ‚Â´t copy and send this letter to 10 friends within an hour, a Crow with a deadly brain decease will land on your head and you will never be well again.ItÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s true, it happened to one of my friendÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s sistersÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ boyfriendsÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ stepfather.Ã‚Â I would also like to thank you all for not picking on my spelling, grammar and sentence structure /vanillaforum/js/tinymce/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-laughing.gifÃ‚Â I wish you all a Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year.Tsixam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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