My trip to the physical therapist:

[Horton]

So I am talking to David, my therapist  and the conversation goes something like this:

 Horton:  “Ya know David, I think I should have a subscription for therapy as opposed to a prescription for therapy”  

David: “Ya know Horton,  if you quit skiing you would not need to visit a physical therapist”  

Horton: “Hmmm. yea. Ok then. I’ll see you soon”